Top Ten reasons NOT to watch the big game on Sunday night:

10.  Due to the writer’s strike, instead of hilarious Super Bowl ads, Budweiser is airing re-runs of their “Wuzzup?!” commercials.

9.  Would much rather see Tom Brady in his underwear and Gisele Bundchen get tackled by some big sweaty man, instead of the other way around.  Right?  Or is that just me?

8.  The really interesting Manning brother isn’t even in the game.  You know, Cooper.

7.  Heard that Coach Belichick likes to make home videos of the game.  Will just wait to get a copy of one of those.

6.  Because Tom Petty is the half time act.  Now that’s a wardrobe malfunction no one wants to see.

5.  Don’t want to listen to all the parallels that will be drawn to this year’s presidential race.  You know, team from Hillary’s (sort of) home state playing team from Romney’s (sort of) home state in John McCain’s (sort of) home state in a game played by guys who look (sort of) like Barack Obama and (a lot) like Mrs. Mike Huckabee.

4.  Just can’t justify missing any E! round-the-clock coverage of the vigil for Britney outside Cedar’s Sinai.

3.  As an Ohio State fan you have too many bad memories of that stadium.  Would prefer to watch it if it were being played in a place with better Buckeye mojo, like New Orleans or Jacksonville….wait.

2.  Might be hard to get folks at your neighborhood “Flavor of Love” season finale party to change the channel.

1.  Seriously, the first team to ever have a shot to go 19-0 playing a team trying to score the biggest upset in professional sports history.  Boring!  I mean, who’d want to watch that?